In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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