Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
