She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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