Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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