Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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