Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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