i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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