You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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