how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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