before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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