forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You did what with his pubic hair?
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