"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My life is pants optional.
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