She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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