im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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