we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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