and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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