we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
