I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
