SEEEEXXX PLEASE
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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