i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
