The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
love makes seman taste better
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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