as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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