Having a random hookup so left but love u
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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