Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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