what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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