Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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