so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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