ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i think i just lost a toe
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