Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
