I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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