If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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