when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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