She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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