You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i need some magic done to my vagina
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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