I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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