I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This is not my ceiling
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
