what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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