Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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