I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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