So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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