do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Rumble strips road head = magical
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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