hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
In America we eat man semen.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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