dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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