that's an acceptable place to lick
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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