We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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