Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
