i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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