ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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