have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
