Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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