Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I have aggressive nipples.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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