I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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