Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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